You know your accent is thick when

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Youtube automatically subtitles you in Dutch (turn on captions). I especially liked the "chinchilla die crisis". Now I can't stop wondering what a chinchilla die crisis would be like.

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The sentence about McDonalds was "One of my pals were fighting in McDonald's".

At some point the subtitles had "chinchilla die crisis" and it just got me thinking what would a Glaswegian chinchilla die crisis be like, ha ha.

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Vampire bat.  I'll call him Renfield. That might be what would happen to chinchillas in Glasgow. 

Seems logical enough to have a vampire bat named Renfield. 

Although Stoker was Irish not Scottish. 

Athena

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Sounds cool.