This is how you approach a girl

[topum]

Guys, we suck at this compared to this little guy. Who would ever turn him down with that smile?

Comments

[topum.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, my expectations of the joyous jumping working on girls are not very high.

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

But what if you combine them with that broad smile? Worth trying...

[topum.livejournal.com]

I would not try it especially combined with that smile. I think you might land a restraining order if you do ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

You are right. Then, I´ll wait for a girl on a dark street where police doesn´t appear and then jump at her with the broad smile. Will she fall in love after this, what do you think?

[topum.livejournal.com]

I don't think she would but you might fall after some pepper spray and a kick in the nuts ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

This was neither kind nor optimistic. You should've written something like "she definitely will"...

[topum.livejournal.com]

It is better to have a friend to be a little unkind to you sometimes to stop you from getting yourself hurt a lot more by someone else ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

Normally, I keep the role of a bitter-pill friend for myself...

[topum.livejournal.com]

You were thinking about girls too much, lost concentration naturally and the role got snatched from you ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

This was a wise observation. So OK, I'll share the prophetic role with you. 50-50. Deal?

[topum.livejournal.com]

Oh you can take all of the prophetic one, I am would be a very bad prophet ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll be an optimistic prophet, and you can have a bitter-pill ambulance role...

[topum.livejournal.com]

Agreed! ))