This is how you approach a girl

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Guys, we suck at this compared to this little guy. Who would ever turn him down with that smile?

Comments

[beautesauvage13.livejournal.com]

Ha!  After all that effort and the female still flies away.  It's like she's saying "Meh I'm going to go fetch a worm now bye". 

Athena

[topum.livejournal.com]

I like how she tries to have a look at him from the side or from the back to see what is he like behind this broadway show but he won't let her. He counters her every move to ensure that the only thing she sees is the illusion, ha ha.

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

This broad smile is supposed to show how big is my heart. But look: this joyous jumping is important too. I'm training them both in front of my biggest mirror. I'll let you know how they work on girls...

[topum.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, my expectations of the joyous jumping working on girls are not very high.

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

But what if you combine them with that broad smile? Worth trying...

[topum.livejournal.com]

I would not try it especially combined with that smile. I think you might land a restraining order if you do ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

You are right. Then, I´ll wait for a girl on a dark street where police doesn´t appear and then jump at her with the broad smile. Will she fall in love after this, what do you think?

[topum.livejournal.com]

I don't think she would but you might fall after some pepper spray and a kick in the nuts ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

This was neither kind nor optimistic. You should've written something like "she definitely will"...

[topum.livejournal.com]

It is better to have a friend to be a little unkind to you sometimes to stop you from getting yourself hurt a lot more by someone else ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

Normally, I keep the role of a bitter-pill friend for myself...

[topum.livejournal.com]

You were thinking about girls too much, lost concentration naturally and the role got snatched from you ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

This was a wise observation. So OK, I'll share the prophetic role with you. 50-50. Deal?

[topum.livejournal.com]

Oh you can take all of the prophetic one, I am would be a very bad prophet ).

[diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll be an optimistic prophet, and you can have a bitter-pill ambulance role...

[topum.livejournal.com]

Agreed! ))

[sleepybadger.livejournal.com]

Maybe all those guys who were unsuccessfully trying to talk up the gals in your previous pics need to take a lesson from this little guy. Tho I'm not sure what the lesson is. He's for sure entertaining though!

[topum.livejournal.com]

The lesson is: lie and pretend that you are something completely different from what you are. Make sure the girl does not see anything except the illusion (I like how he countered her every move to make sure she only sees him from the front and does not get a peek at real him from the side of from the back). ))