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Zeus's version of events for Hera.

Date: 2016-11-01 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topum.livejournal.com
I need to hang out with you more, man and get introduced to those women.

Date: 2016-11-01 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com
These women are all around you. But you need me as an infinite source of wisdom and experience.

Most of relationship are initiated by women, and in most cases men don't realize it. All "serenades" follow the conductor's stick, which is normally in a girl's hand. Things that look like "storming the fortress" are initiated by a trumpet sound from the fortress itself. Funnily, machos are the easiest prey: a manipulative girl can easily convince a macho that he "rules": Batti, batti, o bel Masetto, la tua povera Zerlina. (Beat, beat, o sweet Masetto, your poor Zerlina...)

How is my wisdom? Amazing, isn't it?
Edited Date: 2016-11-01 06:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-11-01 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com
This naive man sees it as a "role switch", but doesn't realize that in his country it's all the same, only women are more manipulative and let mice think that they are cats. Batti, batti o bel Masetto...

Date: 2016-11-01 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topum.livejournal.com
But that's what I was trying to say. They don't have to be "manipulative" and set things up, they just do it directly and openly.

Date: 2016-11-01 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com
"Here in Denmark", maybe. But not everywhere. I think, their pleasure of manipulation is the highest in this game. Why refuse and do it directly and loose so much fun? It's a stronger magnet than sex - to be a cat playing the role of a mouse...

Date: 2016-11-01 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topum.livejournal.com
Hmmm... a cat cross-dressed into a mouse ).

Date: 2016-11-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com
So beware the ides of march sweet and obedient girls that make you feel a "proper man". It's a trap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYyAEzTmss
Edited Date: 2016-11-01 07:01 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-11-01 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topum.livejournal.com
Haha, man you crack me up today.

Date: 2016-11-01 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com
And you have all this wisdom for free!

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