Adult movies

[topum]

One of the channels here in Moldova shows "adult movies" after midnight. Yesterday we caught one. It was one of those old movies where the camera moves around the couple having sex and every time it is about to catch a glimpse of someone's ass or the woman's nipple there is a fish tank or something else that obscures exactly that spot. Genitals are completely out of the question. Yes, there are legs on shoulders, heads moving up and down, etc but most of the action is channeled through actors' facial expressions. About half of the time the action is set in the bedroom and another half next to a pool, and there are candles and flowers around. There is also this annoying and repetitive music in the background. The sound is also unimaginative, heavy breathing, some screaming and "yeah, baby" on a 5 minutes loop. Both male and female actors also have big hair.

It all looked almost romantic now that it takes anyone two clicks to enter the world of husbands dressed as rabbits getting screwed by their kids' teacher with a strap-on attached to her head while being pissed on by zebras saddled by their wives dressed as dogs in nappies.

Comments

[real-marsel.livejournal.com]

I do not watch such movie many years.

[topum.livejournal.com]

The "vintage" ones or the rabbits/strap-on/zebra ones?

[real-marsel.livejournal.com]

I do not watch porn-movie at all.

[beautesauvage13.livejournal.com]

Sounds more like a comedy then porn lol

This is the kind of stuff that gets Moldovan men off? 

Athena

[topum.livejournal.com]

I do not know what gets Moldovans off but one thing where they differ a bit from the western european mainstream is that they are not fond of skinny women and are much more into curves and something to hold on to.

[beautesauvage13.livejournal.com]

Yes the western ideal seems to be silicon and botox filled twigs.  Or that seems to be the fantasy that is pitched in porn shops. I'll never understand the attraction of Fucking a twig that has great potential to snap before one is finished. 

Athena

[howlin-wolf-66.livejournal.com]

How quaint. :-)

[topum.livejournal.com]

That's the word, yes ).

[sleepybadger.livejournal.com]

Don't most "adult movies" have annoying and repetitive music in the background? I have a hard time watching the ones like that because I spend the whole time critiquing ('what are you licking, her navel?')

I think I would have to watch that one you described :)

[topum.livejournal.com]

I think the stuff people watch on those porn sites these days mostly would not have any background music, it is mostly made to look more "home made" (and a lot of it is) these days but I might be wrong, it has been a while ). This adult movie made us remember all the times we tried to do the stuff we saw in porn movies (or someone tried to do it to us) and it was awful. We had a good laugh.