Present for my sister-in-law
Jun. 10th, 2016 10:51 pmI decided to get both, the taste enhancing forks and the self-filling glass. So my sister-in-law is getting one foodie gift and one wine buff gift.
Strictly speaking I should check if both are super fair trade, carbon neutral, don't cause any harm to anorexic dolphins or syphilitic llamas and are so environmentally friendly that at least ten paradise groves are planted in the middle of some toxic wasteland for each one bought but I think I'll skip it this time.
I will also bring some artisan bread. Everything must be artisan, if it is not, it is not edible. Non-artisan stuff kills.
Strictly speaking I should check if both are super fair trade, carbon neutral, don't cause any harm to anorexic dolphins or syphilitic llamas and are so environmentally friendly that at least ten paradise groves are planted in the middle of some toxic wasteland for each one bought but I think I'll skip it this time.
I will also bring some artisan bread. Everything must be artisan, if it is not, it is not edible. Non-artisan stuff kills.
no subject
Date: 2016-06-12 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-12 11:57 pm (UTC)Ah I see. You're all giants. You need more calories then the average person to operate.
Yes that would take adjusting to.
I've an uncle who is a little over 6ft tall. He is the tallest one in my father's family I think.
Athena