Elect, marry, kill: Clinton, Sanders, Trump.

[topum]

At lunch people at the next table were playing "elect, marry, kill" using Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. Is sex getting replaced with the election?

Feel free to share your take if you want.

Update from comments: Judging by their accents two of them were Americans, the other two were Brits and one of them was Dutch. The Dutch one married Trump!

Comments

[prorsus.livejournal.com]

Elect Sanders, marry Clinton (you can do interns anyway), kill Trump.

[wearwoolf.livejournal.com]

I agree with prorsus. Same answer!!

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

It's interesting that Cruz isn't on the table.

[topum.livejournal.com]

They were probably Democrats ).
Judging by their accents two of them were Americans, the other two were Brits and one of them was Dutch. The Dutch one married Trump!

[bluemeanybeany.livejournal.com]

"The Dutch one married Trump!"

It's cause he's so orange, and that's their colour.

[topum.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! This is excellent!

[found-world.livejournal.com]

That sounds a bit extreme for me. One out of three plausible choices.
Bernie Sanders was visiting my city yesterday. Maybe he's still there now. I didn't see him, but a co-worker went downtown to a convention center, where there were, I believe I read, an estimated 10,000 people.

[beautesauvage13.livejournal.com]

Thank God I'm Canadian. 

Athena

[topum.livejournal.com]

No kidding.
I have never appreciated not being American as much as I do now when I think that the poor souls probably will have to choose between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump for president.
Apologies to my friends who support Clinton or Trump, I just had to say this )).