You know your accent is thick when

Youtube automatically subtitles you in Dutch (turn on captions). I especially liked the "chinchilla die crisis". Now I can't stop wondering what a chinchilla die crisis would be like.

Gay Muslims

I exist for the expansion of your mind.
I am coming out, I want the whole mosque to know.
Frisk me, I am a muslim.

I heard "But is that turquoise dress really necessary we ask ourselves" behind me as I was taking this photo. I turned around and it was a tall drag queen having laugh.

In London

Feeding the birds

More than enough for a murder.

Tuileries Garden, Paris