Spot a badger

Can you spot a badger hiding in this herd of zebra?

Adult movies

One of the channels here in Moldova shows "adult movies" after midnight. Yesterday we caught one. It was one of those old movies where the camera moves around the couple having sex and every time it is about to catch a glimpse of someone's ass or the woman's nipple there is a fish tank or something else that obscures exactly that spot. Genitals are completely out of the question. Yes, there are legs on shoulders, heads moving up and down, etc but most of the action is channeled through actors' facial expressions. About half of the time the action is set in the bedroom and another half next to a pool, and there are candles and flowers around. There is also this annoying and repetitive music in the background. The sound is also unimaginative, heavy breathing, some screaming and "yeah, baby" on a 5 minutes loop. Both male and female actors also have big hair.

It all looked almost romantic now that it takes anyone two clicks to enter the world of husbands dressed as rabbits getting screwed by their kids' teacher with a strap-on attached to her head while being pissed on by zebras saddled by their wives dressed as dogs in nappies.