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Since I ordered this book I do not receive any penile enlargement spam to my email address linked to Amazon. None at all. I still get a lot of other kinds of spam but no penis enlargement opportunities for me anymore. I used to get a lot of it. Is it a strange coincidence or are they really watching us that closely? If true, then that would be a surprising benefit of buying this book. I should put it in my review on Amazon I think.

I responded to one of those messages once actually and had a hilarious one week long back and forth with the guys who really refused to give up on selling some pills to me, no matter how ridiculous I got. At certain point I told them that I was 2 inches and I would not bother doing anything unless I could go to 9 inches, anything less would not be worth the trouble I told them. They responded to me that the pills would definitely work and that they had cases like "mine" and it did work for those other guys. But, I would need not only the pills but also a stretcher, which they could kindly supply as well. I then asked them a million of ridiculous questions about the stretcher (like "Is the plastic BPA free?") and they answered everything. Man, that stretcher ticked all the boxes. I then told them that I was worried that if I stretched the 2 inches into 9 I would lose a lot of girth, but they told me it would not be the case and that I would only gain girth. They did give up in the end but it took much more effort than I expected.

I think I will reply to the next message I get from a Nigerian prince. I was already contacted by Winnie Mandela once like this guy:

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