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topum ([personal profile] topum) wrote2016-04-13 01:50 pm
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Captain Nord

This is the weirdest annual report I have ever seen. No text, no tables, all of it is like this:



Working on a bank's annual report is probably not a job comic strip makers get offered often.

And to make it even weirder they forgot to translate some of the headings and lines from Russian.

https://www.nordea.ru/documents/en/annual_reports/NordeaBank_annual2010_eng.pdf

I wish Goldman Sachs published their annual report in this format.
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[identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have the words to express my wonder at this object. It is amazing!

I am deeply sad that KPMG were unable to rise to the occasion and produce an auditor's report in a matching format.

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. And KPMG usually do not seem to shy away from the weird. I remember the time when their German home page had an auto-play song, smth along the lines of "KPMGeeeee, as good as it can beeeee". They did take it down rather quickly though after FT made fun of them.
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[identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember that song! Much embarrassment to the UK offices. :-D

[identity profile] wearwoolf.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No fucking way!!! Are you sure this isn't an April Fool's joke????

[identity profile] wearwoolf.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a gold mine. Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't. I could not believe as well at first.

[identity profile] slobberpuppy.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Creating that annual report would be super fun! And reading it would be waaaaayyyyy more fun than the usual sort the banks get.

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be way more fun indeed but I think it would be way less useful to analysts too. )

[identity profile] slobberpuppy.livejournal.com 2016-04-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm sure they would be quite disappointed by the lack of rows of figures!