How to cook a steak

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Exactly. He should do a cookery book.

"Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a..."

http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-cook-a-fucking-steak

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[beautesauvage13.livejournal.com]

Buhahaha!  That was hilarious! 

I think I'll go get some Fucking steak now and let the fry pan lick it for a second or two.  I like it blue Fucking rare. 

Athena

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We went out for dinner with a group of friends last week and a couple of us ordered steak tartar. The cow on that plate was still breathing. You had to see the look on the face of one of our friends Indian boyfriend.

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, he cusses worse than I do! o_o

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Yes, I think it is hardly possible to do worse than this guy ).

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

Does he have tourettes or is he like that all the time?

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I don't think he does. He does not do it in any other posts.

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

Anger issues? LOL XD

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Could be ).

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

Jeez... that guy needs a chill pill.