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Kim Kardashian and the Badonkadonk
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randomdreams yesterday it became clear that I had to do some shopping. I had to buy LEDs, a lot of them. And I needed some gallium of course, who doesn't? I have already received my tungsten and it is awesome.
So I opened ebay without delay. Then I started clicking around, one thing led to another and boom - the JL421 Badonkadonk! Whoa!
"The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions."
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sim_sbs_236_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51XCJQ2Q2SL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1ACDSX9ZHGR88RSEEW2P
The reviews are glowing, I take my battle tank shopping seriously and went through all of them. There is even one from Russia's infamous Zhirinovsky.
What's more, Amazon offered me other things to go with the Donk (one needs to be logged out with clear cache and history like I was to see them I guess):
Uranium Ore
Doh! Of course you need to go nuclear these days. The reviews are awesome. I especially liked this one: "Great Product, Poor Packaging. I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
RageOn Men's Kim Kardashian Human Centipede T-Shirt
"100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton".
Yes, yes and a thousand times yes! Nobody should be allowed into the Badonkadonk without wearing this t-shirt.
Wallmonkeys WM31555 Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Wall Decals
Clever. It can get lonely in the Badonkadonk I guess. One reviewer claimed buying this was 'Life Changing!'
One needs a good book lying around inside the Donk of course. And Amazon cleverly suggests one:
The book costs $406.21.
UFO Detector - Internal magnetometer interfaced with microcontroller
Obviously. One review states "Accurate and Faithful. This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head."
Novelty Vampire Wine Glass Cup With Drinking Tube Straw
I did need some wine by that point.
Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff CD
Self explanatory.
Face Slimmer Anti Wrinkle Mouth Piece
Slim face is a must for any Badonkadonk rider indeed. One review said it was 'useless and painful'. Who would have thought.
Life Size Stegosaurus Dinosaur Statue Museum Mini Golf Terra Nova (Huge)
This just goes on top clearly.
2,000 Live Adult Predatory Mites - A Mix of Predatory Mite Species
Now the Badonkadonk has (in ascending order of the destructive power) biological weapons, nuclear weapons and Kim Kardashian.
And last but not least:
How to Live with a Huge Penis of Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas on 01 April 2009
randomdreams yesterday it became clear that I had to do some shopping. I had to buy LEDs, a lot of them. And I needed some gallium of course, who doesn't? I have already received my tungsten and it is awesome.So I opened ebay without delay. Then I started clicking around, one thing led to another and boom - the JL421 Badonkadonk! Whoa!
"The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions."
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sim_sbs_236_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51XCJQ2Q2SL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1ACDSX9ZHGR88RSEEW2P
The reviews are glowing, I take my battle tank shopping seriously and went through all of them. There is even one from Russia's infamous Zhirinovsky.
What's more, Amazon offered me other things to go with the Donk (one needs to be logged out with clear cache and history like I was to see them I guess):
Uranium Ore
Doh! Of course you need to go nuclear these days. The reviews are awesome. I especially liked this one: "Great Product, Poor Packaging. I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
RageOn Men's Kim Kardashian Human Centipede T-Shirt
"100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton".
Yes, yes and a thousand times yes! Nobody should be allowed into the Badonkadonk without wearing this t-shirt.
Wallmonkeys WM31555 Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Wall Decals
Clever. It can get lonely in the Badonkadonk I guess. One reviewer claimed buying this was 'Life Changing!'
One needs a good book lying around inside the Donk of course. And Amazon cleverly suggests one:
The book costs $406.21.
UFO Detector - Internal magnetometer interfaced with microcontroller
Obviously. One review states "Accurate and Faithful. This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head."
Novelty Vampire Wine Glass Cup With Drinking Tube Straw
I did need some wine by that point.
Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff CD
Self explanatory.
Face Slimmer Anti Wrinkle Mouth Piece
Slim face is a must for any Badonkadonk rider indeed. One review said it was 'useless and painful'. Who would have thought.
Life Size Stegosaurus Dinosaur Statue Museum Mini Golf Terra Nova (Huge)
This just goes on top clearly.
2,000 Live Adult Predatory Mites - A Mix of Predatory Mite Species
Now the Badonkadonk has (in ascending order of the destructive power) biological weapons, nuclear weapons and Kim Kardashian.
And last but not least:
How to Live with a Huge Penis of Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas on 01 April 2009
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Everyone should have a bodonkadonk filled with toys and educational reading material and music of course lol.
Athena
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I did see a steam-powered motorcycle the other day. Oh man.
That UFO detector. The reviews. I'm clearly in the wrong business.
Tungsten is wonderful stuff. Recommended reading: "Uncle Tungsten" by Oliver Sachs. Memoir about his uncle the physical chemist who thought tungsten was the perfect metal and everything should be made from it.
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I have two identical pieces but one is made from magnesium and another one from tungsten. I just did that "hey catch this!" thing on my buddy when you first throw the magnesium one and then the tungsten one. Everyone always drops the second one obviously. Always.
Now I need to go through http://steamboatwilly.org/, it looks awesome.
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It'd be fun, some day, to get a nice chunk of beryllium.
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Tungsten is around £150 I think, can be found cheaper. My magnesium cylinder is around 90g and similar tungsten one is 1kg. An excellent pair for "hey catch this".
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I miss that job. Pity they went bankrupt. So much cool stuff.
Latest acquisition: a big chunk of cerium. Not really sure what I'm going to do with it, other than fondle it a la scrooge mcduck.
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I am so envious of your previous job. I know nothing about this but it makes playing with it even more enjoyable because my discovery of new things bar is really low and everything looks like a total miracle to me.
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HAHAHA!
RE: HAHAHA!
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I am not on Tumbler but am tempted to check it out, a lot of people mentioned it to me here in the last month.
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