Exactly. He should do a cookery book.

"Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a..."

http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-cook-a-fucking-steak