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topum ([personal profile] topum) wrote2016-07-13 09:44 pm
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Stag party in London

Camden Town, London

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My hair colour is close to the colour of this dude's socks and I never worry about matching.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Because everything matches to it...

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
People here say the opposite, that nothing matches it.

They tried to dress me in Moldovan national costume to make me look like a Moldovan but had to declare the attempt a total failure. They said that at over two meters tall and with that hair and eyes no costume could make me look like a Moldovan.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"nothing matches it" - well, my words were a polite way of putting it.

Thanks God they don't get the idea to shorten you a little on Procrustean bed ...

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Here they say that I have hay on my head instead of hair. All of my brothers have the same hair.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They envy you. I am sure, that on streets and in companies girls notice rather you than them. Size matters...

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-07-13 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)


See? She cares about the yellow colour even less...