And this is before you even started on the grammar, which is insane. It seems that something actually working by the rule there is an exception and exceptions are the rule (so many of them).

When it comes to pronunciation I am probably not the one to complain and we certainly had our revenge on people here when we made rødgrød med fløde here and made people say it (which is an old joke but it never gets old for us):

Danish is supposed to be one of the most difficult languages in terms of pronunciation, there is even a theory that we ourselves do not understand it but everyone is just afraid to admit it and it somehow works for everyone: