[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
And a very dirty mind? )

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. My feelings are purely platonic.

Did I tell you that I am almost a saint? All girls tell me that.

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ok ), gotta believe what girls tell you ).

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
And the list of girls who tell me that is very-very long. So you can belive them, it's a popular vote:

In Italia seicento e quaranta;
In Lamagna duecento e trentuna;
Cento in Francia, in Turchia novantuna;
Ma in Ispagna son giĆ  mille e tre.

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Popular vote doesn't mean much I am afraid. It is all about the electoral college.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a fair thing. I prefer all my girls to be equal in love with me.

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Love is not fair, man. And all is fair in love.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
True.

But look at these faces. How deeply they all are touched. Especially that big lady in red...

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This looks like a picture from the previous century to me. And that lady in red looks like she is still not sure she is buying all of his crap.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No, she is trying to imagne how he is as a lover (look at her tongue)

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
She looks more like she is going to eat him than make love to him.

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There are women who feel love like eating. Beware them!

[identity profile] topum.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I am safe, the woman in red is really not my type ).

[identity profile] diejacobsleiter.livejournal.com 2016-11-18 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks God.